katiepenny wrote:
LOTS OF BLASPHEMY
More coherent and humorous response than other (mean) reblogs I have inadvertently attracted thus far.
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Nice.
Good luck!
I forgot to mention perhaps the most important thing: I am supporting the USA tonight, and in general at this World Cup. I grew up in Edinburgh so I am physically allergic to English sporting success, but I live in Hampshire now so I am watching at home because going to a pub would almost certainly result in my death.
Also, I get that you are a card-carrying member of the who-dat nation, but Shockey? Really? The swimming dude I get, but really? Out of that entire team, you go with Shockey? Jeremy face-like-a-punched-leather-handbag, ink-like-a-chain-smoking-25-year-old-mother-of-two Shockey. Not fearless leader and father of the millennium Drew Brees, not chiselled pocket-rocket Reggie Bush, Shockey. Besides, TEs are the bass players of American Football: not cool to be, not cool to like.
Go team America!